Rumor has it that the photos making their way around the internet from Lohan’s new movie “The Canyons” were accidentally on purpose leaked by the movies producers to try and drum up some publicity for the movie. The producers are hoping that Lindsay’s first ever on screen nude scenes will drum up enough publicity for the movie to at least break even.

Porn star James Deen is sure the movie will, at the very least, become a cult classic. He told the LA Times, “Lindsay Lohan gets naked with a porn star. Like, ‘What?! All of a sudden, it’s everywhere. How can people not get that movie? Whether or not it’s well-received, it’ll be a cult classic.”

Word has it that the film is basically just softcore porn disguised as…well, whatever it’s supposed to be disguised as. It sounds like the next stop for the Lohan train is straight up hardcore porn, which, sadly I’m sure comes as a shock to no one.

Posted by James Poling

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