Get these mothereffing sharks off this mothereffing train!
Smack dab in the middle of annual Shark Week festivities a tragic blow for sharks everywhere took place on the NYC subway last night. Yes, that’s right, it’s a dead shark. It’s not immediately clear whether the shark died of natural causes or succumbed to a vicious attack at the hands of an underground shark hater.
Immediately after learning about the death of the shark, prominent shark activist Al Sharkton, released a statement demanding equality and more salt water in the subways.