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Ben Affleck Needs a Hug

It looks like Ben Affleck has read some of the advanced reviews of Batman v Superman and he’s not exactly taking it so well “Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice” has had comic book fans […]

Draymond Green’s History of Bad Decision Making Continues

Golden State Warriors forward Draymond Green has a long history of making an ass out of himself on social media and continually enforcing the notion that he may not be the sharpest tool in the […]

David Letterman is Embracing His Inner Beard in Retirement

“You know what? I used to say, every day, ‘I am so sick and tired of shaving.’ I had to shave every day, every day, for 33 years,” he explained. “And even before that when […]

How Hillary Stole Arizona and Why It Matters

As more time passes and we get a chance to focus our hindsight on what happened in Arizona it’s becoming more and more obvious that disturbing is a better description than democracy for what took […]

How to Take Your Socks off With Style

As longtime readers know, I’m never one to embellish or hyperbolize my subject matter or my material in any way. The world is zany enough without adding any more outlandishness to it. That being said, […]

MythBusters has Announced it’s 15th and Final Season

MythBusters is the perfect show for being able to blow stuff up and get away with it by claiming it’s all for science. And, actually, much of it was a learning experience. There wasn’t anything […]

Seven Countries Where American Students Can Get a Free College Education

Over the past 30 years our politicians, our local state and federal governments, to turn over the education of our children to private industry and they’ve helped to create a generation of new graduates starting […]

Google Searches for “How to Move to Canada” Skyrocket After Super Tuesday ResultsĀ 

   I’m not saying it’s time to abandon ship but that iceberg is coming up pretty damn fast on our starboard side and it doesn’t seem like Captain CuckooBananas has any plans to steer us […]

My Building’s Elevator Company is Serious About Character Limits on Buttons

There’s an elevator in my building that actually prompts a physical reaction from me every time that I use it. I reach over and choose the floor I’m going to and then…I see it. “CALL […]

Sometimes When Things Aren’t Going Your Way, It’s the Door’s Fault

We’ve all been there. The struggle is real. We’ve all had that one door that’s somehow managed to turn itself into your own personal Lex Luthor even though it’s an inanimate object. You know what […]